Congratulations, Joe Biden: A Legacy of Verbs and Nouns
America, you did it. After years of linguistic freefall, we’re finally back to complete sentences. President Joe Biden’s tenure has gifted us not just policies and progress but the long-lost joy of verbs and nouns in American English. And with Kamala Harris poised to take the mantle as the 47th president, we can breathe easy—our sentences are safe for the foreseeable future.
A Nation in Linguistic Chaos
It wasn’t that long ago that we were drowning in a sea of incomplete thoughts. Remember the days of:
“Jobs. Bigly. Tremendous. Many people saying. Believe me.”
Trump’s speeches weren’t puzzles. They were... verbal confetti. Words thrown into the air with no clear direction, landing wherever gravity decided. Verbs and nouns, the essential building blocks of communication, were nowhere to be found. It was as if someone had handed a toddler a microphone and said, “Just go with your gut, kid.”
What did it all mean? Nobody knows. But we heard it often enough to know that coherent messaging had left the building.
The Biden Renaissance
Then came Joe Biden. His speeches weren’t just coherent—they were refreshingly human. Verbs strutted back onto the stage, leading sentences with purpose. Nouns provided the weight and clarity we didn’t realize we’d been missing.
A Biden speech might sound like:
“We will create jobs, rebuild infrastructure, and restore dignity to American workers.”
Ah, sweet coherence. You could feel the relief ripple across the nation. Finally, words that worked together, forming thoughts, painting visions, getting things done.
Kamala Harris: The Sustainer of Syntax
And now, as we look toward the future with Kamala Harris, the first woman and first Black and South Asian American president, the legacy of verbs and nouns feels secure. Harris’s linguistic style is deliberate, precise, and accessible. She uses words to inform, connect, and inspire—not to confuse or distract.
With Harris, we can confidently anticipate a presidency where sentences have both structure and meaning. Where verbs take action and nouns define purpose. Where the English language isn’t just used—it’s respected.
A Normal Reaction
But let’s not forget one more reason to toast this duo: they’re refreshingly human. When the workday is done, they’ll sit down with a drink and reflect like the rest of us. Biden famously enjoys a good ice cream, but he’s no stranger to a cold beer. And Kamala? She’s known to appreciate a nice glass of wine.
Cheers to Joe and Kamala for bringing verbs, nouns, and a sense of normalcy back to American leadership. They remind us that while the work is serious, leaders don’t have to take themselves too seriously. And that’s a legacy worth raising a glass to.
A Lingering Relief
The Biden-Harris era represents more than just political change—it’s a linguistic reset. Leaders set the tone for how a nation communicates, and after years of verbal chaos, we’re finally back to the basics. Verbs. Nouns. Ideas.
So here’s to Joe Biden, the man who brought grammar back to the White House. And here’s to Kamala Harris, who will carry the torch forward. Together, they’ve proven that leadership isn’t just about what you say—it’s about how you say it.
The legacy is clear: America is once again a place where sentences make sense.
And honestly? What a relief.
Cheers! 🥂