🚨 FOX NEWS: HACKED, HIJACKED, OR JUST BUSINESS AS USUAL? 🚨
If someone’s tampered with Fox News, we’re looking at redirects, keyloggers, or full-blown content injection. Right now, some poor IT guy is staring at a blinking cursor, whispering: “We should’ve used HTTPS everywhere.”
But let’s be honest—if you woke up today and saw wild, unhinged, completely fabricated headlines on Fox News… how would you even know it was hacked?
The Fox News Reality Problem™
For years, Fox News has been a Choose Your Own Adventure of high-stakes storytelling. One channel, two completely different worlds. You’ve got prime-time fire and brimstone, and then you’ve got straight news that occasionally resembles reality. Somewhere in between, there’s a vortex of missing context, righteous indignation, and whatever Greg Gutfeld is doing.
But this? This is different.
Because even Fox News doesn’t deserve this level of digital humiliation.
The Red Flags 🚩🚩🚩
Insecure URLs Everywhere. Fox is still using protocol-relative links (//static.foxnews.com/...). If intercepted, it’s like leaving your front door unlocked and wondering why raccoons got in.
The Ad Network House of Cards. The site is riddled with calls to Outbrain, Moatads, Demdex—third-party networks that, if compromised, could turn a MAGA rant into an all-expenses-paid malware vacation.
Missing <body> Content. Where is it? Gone. Vanished. Maybe it got raptured. Maybe someone at Fox tried HTML and just… forgot. Or maybe, someone else is loading the content dynamically, and it’s not coming from Fox.
Overloaded Metadata. Dublin Core, Prism, Schema—so much tracking, it’s practically a state surveillance project.
So, Who’s Behind This? 👀
No one knows. Maybe it’s the Russians. Maybe it’s a rogue Google employee who just had enough. Maybe it’s a 14-year-old in Ohio who figured out the password was "hannity123."
Or maybe… Fox News has finally lost control of the chaos it helped create.
Should We Have Seen This Coming?
Absolutely. We should’ve seen it when Tucker Carlson got fired from his own "woke psyop designed to destroy masculinity." One day, he was ranting about M&Ms being too feminist, and the next, he was cut loose, wandering the internet like a bearded prophet. If Fox News could lose control of him, what chance did their cybersecurity have?
How to Check If You’re Being Gaslit by a Cyber Attack
View Source Code (F12 or right-click → View Source). Look for mysterious scripts or hidden iframes.
Go Incognito. If the site redirects to something even sketchier than usual, that’s a clue.
Monitor External Requests. Open DevTools → Network tab and see if Fox is accidentally phoning Moscow.
Compare It to the Official Site. Type foxnews.com manually. If it looks weird, congrats, you’re in the Twilight Zone.
Final Verdict?
Fox News has built a reputation for cutting through the noise, cranking up the volume, and keeping America entertained with its signature brand of sensationalism. But this? This is just sloppy. We look forward to Fox getting back to what it does best—dishing out the exaggerations we all know and love.