Kamala Harris Is the President. America, That Could Have Been an Email.

Take a deep breath, America. The circus has packed up, the fog has cleared, and Kamala Harris is the President of the United States. Finally, governance without the reality TV drama.

Looking back, the whole Trump saga could have just been an email. A quick, “Hey America, I’m running for President because my TV show was tanking, and I needed a new gig.” That’s it. No years of headlines, no social media meltdowns, no democracy teetering on the edge. Just a simple “No thanks” from the public, and we all move on.

Instead, we got a full-production spectacle. Endless rallies. Unhinged speeches. Late-night tweetstorms. It was like being trapped in a group chat with a guy who refuses to stop texting “u up?” at 3 AM. And when he tried to stick around for 15 years just because “You’re Fired” wasn’t getting ratings? That should’ve been our cue to collectively hit unsubscribe.

So, what’s the wellness lesson here?

1. That Could Have Been an Email, Not a Coup.

If you lose an election, send a farewell note and go home. No need for courtroom drama, conspiracy theories, or storming government buildings. A simple, “Thanks for the memories. Good luck, America.” Click send. Move on.

2. That Could Have Been an Email, Not a National Breakdown.

When someone’s trying to turn the country into their personal brand revival, just don’t engage. You wouldn’t reply to an ex who suddenly wants to “talk” after ghosting you for four years—same rules apply to politics. Let the nonsense go to spam.

3. That Could Have Been an Email, Not a Whole Personality.

If your entire identity is wrapped up in refusing to accept reality, maybe it’s time to find a new hobby. Some people take up pottery. Some people learn French. Others try to overthrow democracy. Let’s encourage healthier choices.

Kamala Harris is the President now. America, you can exhale. Drink some water. Get some fresh air. And next time someone tries to run the country like it’s an attention-seeking PR stunt? Mark it as junk and delete.