Laughing Through the Madness: Strength, Chaos, and Lachlan Murdoch’s Worst Nightmare
Alright, let’s just take a moment here. Get comfy, settle in... maybe even let out a dramatic sigh. Feeling like the universe is personally out to get you? Like everything is a mess and no one understands? I get it. We’ve all been there. And guess what? You’re not alone.
That little voice in your head—oh, we all know that voice. The one that tells you, “I should be able to handle this myself” or “No one gets what I’m going through.” Classic. It’s like your inner critic is throwing a pity party, and you’re the only guest.
But let’s pause. Take a breath. And let’s talk about someone who’s been through the depths and made it out—someone who might just be your new role model.
Depressed? Meet Your New Role Model
Ever heard of Abraham Lincoln? Yeah, the guy who ended slavery, saved America from collapsing, and basically carried an entire civil war on his back. Fun fact—he also battled what we now call depression. And instead of crumbling under it, he made it part of his strength. He used humor, storytelling, and sheer grit to keep going. Joshua Wolf Shenk’s book Lincoln’s Melancholy dives into how his struggles didn’t break him—they shaped him.
And it’s not just old-timey presidents. Take Lady Gaga—an icon, a powerhouse, a survivor of PTSD and depression. Or Michael Phelps, who has spoken openly about his darkest moments and how therapy saved his life. Or Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, who has been very real about the times he hit rock bottom (pun intended) and clawed his way back up.
So if you’re sitting there thinking, “I’ll never get through this”—just know, some of the strongest people in history have felt that exact way. And they didn’t just survive. They thrived.
Imagine If You Were Lachlan Murdoch Right Now
Now, let’s switch gears for a second. Picture this—you’re Lachlan Murdoch. You’ve inherited a massive media empire. You’ve got more money than you know what to do with. And yet… it’s absolute chaos.
You’ve got Donald Trump trying to scam his way back into power. Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk are turning social media into a dumpster fire. TikTok is outpacing you, and Vladimir Putin—who, let’s be honest, your dad’s wife has probably had sex with—is running wild with disinformation. Your empire is under attack from every angle.
But are you breaking down? No. Because you are a Murdoch, and Murdochs don’t quit. They pivot, they scheme, and they find new ways to dominate.
Now, you might not be running a global media empire, but you are running your own life. And just like Lachlan, you’re facing challenges. Maybe your brain is feeding you all kinds of negative thoughts. Maybe life feels like an uphill battle. But just like Lachlan doesn’t let chaos take him down, neither should you.
Support the Ones Who Keep Us Sane
Let’s talk about the real MVPs in the fight against madness—journalists.
Yes, those people who wake up every day and try to sift through the absolute dumpster fire of misinformation to bring us actual facts. The ones uncovering corruption, exposing lies, and reminding us that, yes, reality does still exist.
And while we’re at it, let’s shout out the politicians and businesses that actually support journalists—the ones who defend press freedom, fund investigative reporting, and keep fact-checking alive. Because let’s be real, without them, we'd be drowning in a sea of conspiracy theories and TikTok rabbit holes.
So if you’re looking for a way to channel your energy, support the journalists who keep fighting the good fight. Subscribe to independent news outlets, fact-check before sharing, and call out the bullshit when you see it.
Laugh at the Madness, Keep Moving Forward
Feeling like you have to figure it all out on your own? That’s a trap. No one—literally no one—gets through this life alone. Even the strongest, most successful people have mentors, therapists, and a support system. So why should you be any different?
And let’s be real—sometimes, the best way to survive is to just laugh at the madness. Life is weird. People are weird. Your own brain is probably the weirdest of them all. But you don’t have to take it so seriously.
So take a breath. Let go of the pressure. Find a role model who’s been through it and come out stronger. And if all else fails, just ask yourself: What would Lachlan Murdoch do?
(Hopefully, the answer isn’t “start a media empire that ruins democracy”—but hey, you get the idea.)
If You Need Help, Reach Out
You don’t have to do this alone. If you’re struggling, there are people who genuinely care and want to help. Here are some resources:
🇺🇸 National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 988
🇦🇺 Lifeline Australia: 13 11 14
🇬🇧 Samaritans UK: 116 123
🌍 Find a therapist: Psychology Today
You’ve got this. And if you ever doubt it—just remember, even Abe Lincoln had bad days.